Back in my day we had authentic spit in our burgers. I swear automation is taking the soul out of eating out.

…with?

That’s hot

How many years of experience are needed for tricking goblins? Also do I need any certifications?

Fine but I’m going to use my legally mandated 10 second break to complain quietly to myself.

Can we at least moonwalk into the future?

Swish and flick

Yes.

They’re not small… They’re normal sized… Right, guys?

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If you’re not watching with mods then you’re doing it wrong.

Zoidberg: Still, to have your own parking spot!

Because…

So did he bring balloons and a cake to court on the anniversary?

That’s one way to get views.

Wait does every part of you get super strength?

Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon is pretty close.

Don’t pull, squeeze.

I can’t belive they fired me from the clock factory! Especially after all the extra hours I put in!