hey my mom is sick in the hospital but inception is one of her favorite films and your fart was sampled many times in it

could you fart in a ziplock baggie and ship it to me? i just want her to have one more meaningful gift before she goes

i wasnt gonna criticize you but then you said doing so made me anti white. now, how can i resist?

fidel cooked with that comment

my tinfoil hat tells me its a US government psyop so they can take the footage and show it claiming its americans showing their love for america and the passing of the big beautiful bill

(i don’t actually think that but it would be funny)

but what if the fascists at home watching on fox news see the american flag in your hand when that happens and it makes them suddenly realize minorities are people too?

i just bought some for 8 bucks off aliexpress. always been curious about bone conducting headphones

great review. wasn’t looking for anything like this but you made me want them

do you think these would stay on well at the skatepark? or do they feel like they might fly off in that scenario? id be wearing a hat. not sure if that would make them less likely to fly off

what even is this stupid fuck talking about

thats fine. poor disabled and elderly people dont need healthcare or food. they’re just taking resources that should go to rich people instead. im glad my grandparents are dead because they’re no longer selfishly taking all the taxes that should go to rich pedophiles and israel (interchangeable terms)

the man never quit spitting

us president: “yes i can and now you are under arrest”

courts have almost no authority in this country anymore. the president has decided to ignore them and the supreme court is packed with his two bit subhuman glazers that allow him to do it

law is only a thing weaponized against the working class

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i like to add (death to it) the way muslims say (peace be upon him) any time someone mentions muhammad

i want to pet and hug

never considered that last line you said but thats very true. CA has wide streets with plenty of room and nobody on them. nyc is the exact opposite. also with nycs layout it would be extremely easy for protestors to set up on each end of a block and trap ICE in. if they’re willing to run thru the crowd in that instance it opens them up to even more potential violent retaliation from protesters. and since im not trying to be visited by the fbi im gonna say thats a bad thing but im also gonna say putting fear into these cowardly pigs with equivalent violence to what they use is the only thing thats gonna dissuade them from doing their “job”

if he gets arrested i hope new yorkers riot

damn didnt know they made a sequel to this movie that went in such a dark direction

if he said “drumpf is orange and fat” instead this would have been posted to r/MadeMeSmile

i feel like if the pope so much as toothlessly criticized trump then liberals would get down on their knees and start licking the feet of the church but the grand ayatollah says some real ass shit and people wanna act like its bad

they would also rather he call upon muslims to vote against him trump (even tho he cant run again anyway)

yeah if god exists they are truly the enemy of god. they’re destroying all of god’s creation for the one thing the bible says you can’t worship instead of god; money

ive been an ‘atheist’ my whole life but if god is real these people are going to hell