They had ball vents‽ All the road trips with swampy balls! For nothing!

Mom said it’s my turn with the “Make the Internet worse” dial

It’s okay to not wash your feet. The soap hits them when you shower.

Or the US will step up its material support for genocide?

whataboutism

What’s really the kicker is that private weather companies repackage the same data that NOAA amd the NWS provide for free. They just slap some graphics on the data, nothing more.

All it will do is give a short summary of the papers and then talk about white genocide lmao

That’s some high quality H20!

I would say that you shouldn’t care what others think about your clothes, but you should care about what you wear. I’ve seen people wear some very interesting outfit choices, but the person just looked like they were supposed to be there. They put some thought into their choices and it showed, even if it was something I personally wouldn’t wear. If you like a certain article of clothing, build around it. If you like dark colors, add some greys to contrast the dark tones. You could also add an accessory or two for style points

Laurence Fishbourne will always be Morpheous to me

If the revolution never happens, then congress is just going to end up a bunch of life support pods with living cadavers running the country. I’m mean they are living cadavers now, but without any cool sci-fi stuff

I specifically went to the gas station and asked them to charge me $1 extra per gallon. Take that

Get a bunch of bok choy, and onion, ginger, and, garlic and sautee them all in a big pan with some soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, fish sauce, and sesame oil, and you’ve got a great dish right there.

I will lose it if this clown takes my holidays

How is Ted Cruz, known Zodiac Killer, going to make up crimes, unless he’s dropping more clues by projecting.