Welp, the House of Representatives have already voted? Not much use cajoling them

thanks! i’m happy to be out of touch with Senate slang

this is why every replicator has a bucket of sand stored underneath

ahh, I miss Scottie’s transpobuffer hooch

as an Oregonian I 100% accpt the decision to merge us with Warshington

Maybe if we tuned the transporter’s annular confinement beam to match the warp core’s frequency we could slow down the particles in the stew, cooling it appropriately!

I guess post scarcity go BRRR, but if I was Chief Engineer and caught some flunky using my precious reactor output to replicate ice there’d be a pointed discussion on thermodynamics

Is ‘primary’ as a verb a thing?

Hell yeah, gonna make my identical twin born 5 seconds after me wish he was never born

Man, sounds like one pneumatic incident from your desk contents getting launched into the ceiling

I must have missed the news when Ziff Davis, now I feel even more justified cancelling my subscription, just got the notice today

No wonder Cuomo lost, nobody drives in NYC

Well it’s okay to be wrong :) welcome to one of today’s 10,000 internet stranger

Brits will do anything to avoid using the metric system

Oh, derp, primary! Makes sense, I didn’t connect that the mayor of NYC was a partisan position

hey, falling asleep during LOTR is part of the fun

nah, I meant Cuomo, guy is such a crank I expect he has some alterior motive

I just feel… fake? forming a connection with the intention of advancing my career, i’d rather talk with that coworker that loves to discuss every aspect of the DEC Alpha

what’s his angle?

Hey, not extinct! There are dozens of us

Also don’t forget MST3K and Lord of the Rings!