Who mistakenly leaves things in an oven?
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You joke but attention spans are so pitifully short after the brain rot exacerbated by rapid-fire on-demand content that I’m sure plenty of people have started a microwave, wandered away, and completely forgot about it.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•Critics Ramp Up Scrutiny Of 22-Year-Old ‘Former Lawn Boy’ Trump Put in Charge of Terrorism Prevention Unit — Amid Iran Threats3·10 days agoFun fact, the “bald eagle screech” as depicted in media is actually the sound of a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound more like seagulls.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto Politics@beehaw.org•Lawsuit Alleges 'Secretly Altered' Vote Machines Stole Election From Kamala Harris5·17 days agoMy anxiety dictates that I go on Election Day to vote in person. I’ve seen too many examples of people’s mail-in ballots not being counted and mail-in has too many potential points of failure. When I can physically drop my ballot into the counting machine, I know it has been counted.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto Games@lemmy.world•A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"?English2·18 days agoFFTA is great if you never played FFT. If you did, however, it is a cheap imitation that turns it into “baby’s first SRPG”.
FFTA2 did a better job, but those of us that started with FFT were highly disappointed with FFTA as a “sequel”.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish8·18 days agoAnyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?
It’s on the front page of GoFundBee!
joenforcer@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Asked Why He Thinks He Can Arrest Gavin Newsom — Says He Committed ‘Crime’ of ‘Running For Governor’13·24 days agoI think you mean biscuits.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I am not a builder… but that does not seem right11·1 month ago…are you OK?
World is basically reddit lite, full of reddit refugees who want the reddit experience without the reddit baggage.
Lemmy as a whole is left-leaning, sometimes so far left it loops back around (i.e tankies). I’m not an expert on the other instances, but I know well enough to avoid the tankie ones.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll31·1 month agoOK, so your vote is for… hmm… “more genocide”, got it.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll1·1 month ago"I don’t know anything about Project 2025.”
I mean, you joined and commented on world.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancer2·2 months agoThat was satire.
And he’s jacked, too. He was in a T-shirt for another YouTuber’s behind the scenes set videos, and those arms are massive.
I’m tired, boss.
I welcome you to inform us of this utopia you speak of.
joenforcer@midwest.socialto LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•Cheaper than student loans!1·2 months agoNot always!
Pet Wirecutter, Midea and Frigidaire both have smart options that have full bucket notifications. It’s baffling that they don’t advertise that feature in their product listings, though.