Agreed. In fact it’s had such problems that its content doesn’t even seem to be federating to my main instance anymore, likely because it’s been deemed “dormant.”

We’re also several versions behind and there have been major security fixes since then…

In general I just don’t know how Tumblr works

Oh, there are line breaks on my client. Interesting.

Sure!

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Format: 4 panel comic

Panel 1: A crow sits on a stool and speaks into a microphone. It says “Level 5: Extra Attack”

Panel 2: A heckler in the crowd in front of the crow shouts “Booo! Get better features!”

Panel 3: The crow sweats nervously

Panel 4: We see the note cards in the crow’s wing-hands, which say “Level 11: Extra Attack times 2”

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A still image of Frank Reynolds from the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia leaning back from the driver’s seat of a car, offering someone in the back seat an object.

Bottom text: “Can I offer you a nice Goodberry in this trying time?”

Image transcription:

Top text: “when you hold a grudge for 50 years”

Art of a tattooed dwarf, chest bare, clenching their fist.

Bottom text: “And that pesky Human dies before you can exact revenge.”

I highly recommend that everyone describe their images here! There are visually impaired people who would love to participate, and this makes memes accessible to them. :)

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Format: Tumblr posts

chandra-nyalaar says: “my favorite d&d thing is when someone flubs like a really obvious perception roll or something and the DM gets to be like ‘well, you’re pretty sure you’re in a room but you could be wrong.’”

animar-smol-of-elephants says: “it is either really wet of really dry, you’re not entirely sure”

ugin-the-spirit-dragon says: “One time a guy in our party rolled a nat 20 on a perception check, but there was nothing around he didn’t already see, so the DM said ‘You’re not quite sure, but for a few seconds it seems like you’re standing on a giant’s table, surrounded by 5 giants.Your party seems to look stiff and fake,and large papers and dice are strewn around you. Then, everything goes back to normal.’”

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Title: “DND characters I’ve been banned from playing.”

A drawing of a smiling woman with pointed ears and a blond updo looks at us. She wears a green dress like a folded leaf, with yellow and blacked striped tights underneath. Bees buzz around her.

Caption: “Swarm druid with beehive hairstyle, but it’s a real beehive.”

A drawing of a red-skinned person with horns and yellow eyes without pupils reads from a book. Cards float above their hand. Their robe bears a red B symbol, in the style of the D&D Beyond logo.

Caption: “Warlock who is directly pacted to Wizards Of The Coast.”

A drawing of a zombie-like person in tattered clothes holding a staff made of bones looks at us. The staff glows green.

Caption: “Necromancer who raised themselves from the dead, and now has to maintain the spell.”

A drawing of a person-sized mechanical snake with a drill bit for a tail and a piece of wire as a tongue.

Caption: “Warforged druid who wildshapes by physically reconfiguring their body.”

A drawing of a large cloud of red and yellow energy, with a tiny silhouette of a person with arms outstretched at the center.

Caption: “Wizards.”

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A gnome with a tall, pointy hat indicates at a chalkboard with a long stick. The whiteboard says “Fuck Spez”