You won’t fool anyone mate, I know it for A FACT that you don’t take damage if you fall in water from ANY height! I’ve done it countless times in Minecraft!
“I do not worship what you worship, nor do you worship what I worship. I do not venerate what you venerate, nor do you venerate what I venerate.”
“You will pay dearly, you will pay everything.”
“The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all thy tears wash out a word of it.”
“Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone.”
“I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
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Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•China to EU: Ukraine war must not end in Russian defeatEnglish32·1 天前In public toilets. I think those are too dirty for most activities, including sex.
What about their penises?
This is no doubt the future of AI
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Sweet Home Alabama@lemmy.world•10 Commandments bill to return in Alabama Legislature’s 2026 sessionEnglish1·2 天前You can’t make this shit up…
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•China to EU: Ukraine war must not end in Russian defeatEnglish49·2 天前Australia is just a big zoo with weird animals.
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their faceEnglish88·2 天前Enjoy the benefits of a cordless massager that gives a gentle penetrating massage
They totally knew what they were doing.
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•China to EU: Ukraine war must not end in Russian defeatEnglish718·2 天前Fuck Russia. Fuck China. Fuck USA.
And fuck the EU too.
We should hang them all upside down.
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Paid stock images site is actually mostly genai shitEnglish56·3 天前Trypophobia successfully triggered
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto France 24@metawire.eu•Italy to issue half million non-EU work visas over next three yearsEnglish1·3 天前It’s almost like the fight against immigration was total bullshit since the beginning…
For a moment i thought it was just a higher quality version of the same image
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto memes@lemmy.world•We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicksEnglish5·4 天前Yeah, why not using light years? smh
Kami@lemmy.dbzer0.comto memes@lemmy.world•We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicksEnglish59·4 天前My European dick is measured in centimeters
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