I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

Out of context that just sounds weird.

!ShittyFoodPorn@lemmy.ca

According to Snopes:

On 3 November 2017, the fake news web site World News Daily Report posted a story reporting that an 83-year-old woman named Ruth Gregson of Columbus, Ohio, had trained her 65 cats to steal valuable items like jewelry from her neighbors

I’m not one to kink shame so go for it.

Who’s the leader now?

Now I’m picturing a chicken pecking at a cow.

It’s not that all of them are undocumented, it’s the fact that ICE is kidnapping anyone brown and sorting them out later. Being detained by ICE probably isn’t fun.

The internet begs to differ.

His ass.

OMG, seriously?

“This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland.”

Ugh, imagine the smell.

You should see if you can get all of your services to work on a Raspberry Pi. They hardly use any power.

I think the Poland reference was insinuating that the US might invade Canada.

I’m out of the loop; what’s being planned for the 4th of July?

Some people are just miserable and want to bring everyone around them down. It’s sad, really.

Speaking of which: happy cake day!

Woke War One?

I prefer the one with Elon’s face: