What a privileged bitch.

No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.

Which one is installing the sign and which is removing it? Both cannot be true…

the confusion sets in

Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can’t be real

Goddamn it

Y’know with the Wayback Machine, book scans and public science funding under threat in the USA this sadly isn’t too far off base

Humans are animals of habit and routine. Also, chemistry is a fascinating field AND there’s a sort of neat trick usable that’s a good reason not to toss out your unused Styrofoam! Do with this information what you will…

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

That’s just how they buttoned their pants up back then.

a mad king

As soon as it’s aged out of being a fetus it’s known as an “unskilled worker” and begins being taxated.

Waow

Here’s the great part; you don’t! (I am American and only going outside for vital activities anymore)

Oh yes (satire) (a little) (I may be stupid)

This. And you are cared for and loved. Live strong.

Waow

False. Saddam Hussein did not wear pointy toe elven shoes.

So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

This reminds me of O Brother Where Art Thou