I like the choices of ugly wood paneling and deep-pile carpet. Also the weird indentation in the floor.

I’m an American, and even I know that Tesco has a… varied reputation. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

I shouldn’t even have to say this, but graham cracker crust is an iron clad requirement. I bet a lot of you out there are reading this and thinking “well DUH”. I envy you.

I had a “cheesecake” that some idiot made in an ordinary pastry pie crust. Not enjoyable.

Bagels. They MUST be toasted and topped with butter ONLY. It’s not that I don’t like cream cheese, it’s that I vastly prefer the taste of butter.

Of course, this all gets thrown out the window if we’re talking about some kind of bagel sandwich. Then whatever I like gets thrown on that thing, and toasting is optional.

I’d assume that someone named Hattie has stories about living through the Great Depression.

Yeah, America. And you should love Australia. It’s getting increasingly fucked up here.

Yeah. I mean… I kinda sympathize, but yeah. Vacation days disappearing if they go unused for a year is pretty common.

Does Anon think they were the first person to come up with the extended vacation plan? If no, then wouldn’t it make sense to find out why it wasn’t more widespread?

Right? He’s probably in better shape than I’ll ever be!

Too many Sovereign Citizens live there. They absolutely refuse to let the region be named, and threaten any politician who tries to do so. Supposedly, this is mandated in the Magna Carta, but scholars are unable to determine the part of the document which supports this reasoning.

They think that living in the “unnamed principality” (or the UP, as it is often called) lets them skirt all kinds of laws, but ironically, often demand a public defender when arrested for violating said laws.

Here’s an “international conservation strategy” for ya: stop continually trashing the environment. This isn’t an isolated problem with a quick, easy solution. For decades, scientists have been telling corrupt, arrogant politicians to stop fucking around. Now we are in the early stages of Finding Out. Congrats on your excellent leadership, dipshits.

Thank you. I had forgotten about that horrible little bit of history.

I think, in this case, that’s what makes it a shitpost.

OOP asks a valid question, though. I don’t remember what Serbia did, either.

The sputtering and incoherent, outraged ramblings would be a meme goldmine.

Both. He’s acclimated to those conditions, so that part isn’t a problem, but I really don’t like cigarettes.

“It’s truly disheartening,” the defense attorney lamented, “how quick people are to assume the worst without any basis in fact.”

Yeah. It breaks my heart when people make negative assumptions about someone who was convicted for abusing children.

I can’t stand redistricting shenanigans like this. All maps for all states should be done by computer. Any politician who has a problem with the computer’s results can explain why before a bipartisan committee. The committee can decide whether to implement any changes.

That’s it. No theatrics, no bullshit.

*jerbs

All of what you said is true, but it’s still odd to see a suburban house with no driveway. Odd enough that I’m curious about it, too.

https://uxdesign.cc/the-click-wheel-one-of-apples-most-iconic-designs-3bd131281a51

This article says it better than I can