• 20 Posts
  • 218 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
cake
Cake day: June 19th, 2023

help-circle


  • “So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”

    “Get out…”

    “No, no, that’s what really happened.”

    “No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”