At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

French fries

Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.

POWER WORD KILL!

Hot bubble baths are pretty transcendent. That would be my vote for leftist rapture.

I think a little more like Yankees/Red Sox in baseball. Two things that basically seem the same to outsiders but which have their own devoted/crazy followings.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”

The MAGAts will be. They’re still talking about Hillary’s emails.

*13y

I’m still gonna pronounce gif as gif though

The fediverse introduces people to you

A booty load is a measure of how much treasure a pirate ship can hold.

“We’ve had a doozy of a day.”

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.