Colbert will probably be black bagged and taken to a death camp soon enough.

We can (pretty much) never leave our galaxy and there are possibly trillions of galaxies.

Buy a home to live in.

As boring as that is it will help you in the long term.

A belief system that makes claims which are demonstrably untrue is susceptible to being used to oppress people (or elevate them unnecessarily).

Astrology is bunk. Yes I am fun at parties.

Tell that to all the potter head tragics who are definitely members of Hufflepuff and not in gryphindor.

(Nothing pisses them off more than telling them they give off big Hufflepuff energy)

Great news. Now to hit 2 million.

That’s a nice sentiment but the fact most Americans are apathetic about trump shows they won’t lift a finger to avenge the murder of a politician.

Donny will never get out of this one!!!

I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.

Can someone help me get the jokes please?

• St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
• Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
• Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
• Beetle = pencil because??
• Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
• Snake = keys because??
• Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅

Donny can’t possibly wriggle his way out of this one!

This cheapens the prestigiousness of the entire AC award.

You’d be embarrassed if you were also an AC recipient.

Fuck the irony of a child calling themselves the grammar police.

The internet is a lie and I take no one seriously.

Fucking cowards. The lot of them.

‘Wanna see this bullet engraved with deny, defend and depose disappear?’

Also the lighting. If it’s dark outside how do you light up a person looking into a window in a way they appear as a painting instead of weird shadows.

Agnostic atheist.

The amount of times I have talked with vegans who own and advocate for pet ownership…

I think the number is a lot higher and the barrier of trust a lot lower than people think.

If you come across a vehicle accident and you are able to help someone generally people don’t even think and just take action to save another persons life.

In reactionary scenarios where direct intervention saves someone’s life, people help a lot more than you’d think.

As a species we generally have a bypass in our brains that makes us want to help others in desperate need.

There is an auto battler game called super auto pets that does exactly this even including a pressure chamber.

Good. Ban displays of crucifixes and necklaces with crosses as well.

Religious symbols have no place in tax payer funded institutions.