Why didn’t anybody just Google ‘nimrod’ smh

Teefs

LMN I’m guessing

I learned railway history from Hell on Wheels

The teachers right, no one will believe that. Stupid kid

PPBBBBTTTHHH!

As a married, straight, white man who has nieces and just in general knows some women, I have trust issues with men.

“Friendship ended with Musk, Zucks my best friend now”

They aren’t superstitious, but they’re a little stitious

You say this like those same people won’t leave it on stun

I brought those speakers and my discman to school in my backpack in high school to bump music during lunch

ctrl-z… ctrl-z…CTRL-Z

CAT in the wall, ehhh??

“I discovered a new bird, and you will not believe what this fluffy little guy did to me!”

you can’t be attached to the child until they’re old enough to display personality, which comes way later than the toddler stage; I ha just can’t see myself having any attachment before their personality develops

If that’s how you feel, then that’s how you feel. I’m gonna hazard a guess that the vast majority of people, especially pregnant/miscarriage/parents do not feel this way.

My oldest brother was born in 1990.

This is fucking with me

We took our pup to see her mother at around 8 months. The moon didn’t recognize her anymore I guess, and didn’t like other female dogs and chased her under a table leaving our dog cowering and shaking. Was not the reunion we all expected

from Chicago

Daaaaa pope