Does anyone want to hear my far cry 3 headcanon that the gun in the beginning was unloaded and vaas was just going to recruit whoever pulls the trigger?

No? Well too bad you already read it. It really sounds like something he’d do to me.

Maybe the real ActivityPub chicks were the friends we made along the way.

Nine buttholes.

My condolences.

This one actually is kind of freaking me out.

Gonna miss it here. The admins were chill as hell and so were the communities hosted here. Especially the car one.

If they do that the michigan is just a mitten.

If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.

Just make chatgpt do it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporation

Many of you may only know it as the music video for smash mouth’s all star.

But what if they propose to me in public in front of all our friends and family after we’ve been living together as a couple for the past five years? Do you not understand the amount of pressure that puts me under?

You’re going to have to call the police, buddy.

I will be sure to make your voice heard, brother brown.

What if I offer them a ticket to the next High Patriarchy Council meeting? We’re going to be discussing lowering the prices of dinosaur legos and how much cheese is too much cheese in a box of mac n cheese.

Even our farts smell better when you don’t smoke.

I can’t hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn’t even believe.

All the time I spent trying to get rid of gemini just to now download this. Am I stupid?

Source?