Are apples a standardized measurement? How many centimetres is an apple? How do you measure the apple? Is this person using this measurement jokingly or are they serious? So many questions.

Love my Japanese toilets. It’s funny that people find them gross here. I think it’s gross to only use paper to remove shit from your ass. If you get shit on your hands, would you only wipe them with paper?

love it

Bist du ich? Gerade heute spontan 1 Tonne Pflastersteine holen müssen von Kleinanzeigen

But isn’t Taj Mahal located there?

What’s up with the cool startup names recently? First Palantir the fortune teller ball, now Helsing the vampire hunter? Fuck yeah, who doesn’t invest in these? /s

yep… that’s me

250g per person.

We make 500g for 2 normal sized (lean) people and it’s nearly not enough

I prepare that for two people and it’s nearly not enough (it’s enough if you also make a salad). And we have normal weight.

Darf gerne von Russland abgeschossen werden

Imagine calling a pod a house.

I don’t, and I know that I’m fucked one day.

Science has always been like this: “Don’t do [insert any thing I regularly do] or you are fucked”.

Revolt?

I travelled a lot and never pre booked more than the first night

Complete overhaul within a year. Would take 5 years nowadays.

That shit is too slow, you are blinded for a second until it detects you, I hate them.

Ich war schon in Ländern, da war es normal sein Schwein oder seine Hühner mit in den Bus zu nehmen und niemanden hat’s interessiert.

Today’s Broccoli isn’t so different.