So you’re saying it takes two to fork

I sleep better with your wife in my bed too!

For better piracy 🥰

Rest in piss, trashman

Damn keep going I almost jizzed

hell yeah

What’s the two small bread things in the top right that look like they came out of a mold?

Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

Yeah it’s a cute quote but that’s obviously not outside. Jeez

Oh fuck 😭

As opposed to all the credibly stupid things he’s done so far?

So true. I’d even go so far as to say that healthy relationships are rarely displayed in fiction full stop, because they’re usually not interesting. Typically they’re limited to side characters in a healthy relationship who are meant to be the “straight man” for the main character to be eccentric around.

He intentionally bunted the ball so the girl would have a cute small chest instead of huge fake tits. He didn’t even try to hit a home run.

Thanks I clicked into the comments to post this. How did they think this???

Or worse 💦💦

Air Force Bum 🇺🇸

I’m a very recent convert. I downloaded mint a couple months ago after seeing that my entire steam library was rated as highly compatible on protondb. At first I planned to dual boot but I didn’t have any reason at all to use windows and finally just took the plunge and made Mint my daily, and sole, driver

The same one, I hope, and just in different outfits

This is basically my dad

Hehe “borrowed”