Smee

Butt jokes are older than humanity.

I pirated three copies of Starship Troopes and I’ll download it again just out of pure spite.

You wouldn’t download a car

I got into 3D printing so I could pirate copy physical object.

That’s a penis

Wrong, it’s three penises.

I like to tell my dad jokes to anybody willing to listen.

It’s always 00:00 o’clock, 24 hours a day.

https://youtu.be/aXieXlAbpQg?t=19

I want to know more. Looking past running full desktop sessions as root and inputting stupid commands when sudo su, what’s the problem with having a terminal window open and escalated to root?

They don’t want to be alone with my thoughts either.

Most of their models are only for North America, sorry Europeans

It’s ok, we have our own systems for doing 10-day forecasts for the US.

But for our own backyard, the insane collective at the Met have the 21-day forecast.

Ah. I wondered why somebody complained about yellow on white when it’s clearly a darker shade of orange.

“Don’t want to be thinking about unpleasant stuff? The solution is to think about that unpleasant stuff!”

I’d rather be alone with a psycopath serial killer than alone with my thoughts.

5mb tool to delete comments. Also available as an .exe

Feels like smashmouth_heynow.mp3.exe all over again lol

Poor whales. It’s better to eat the children, that’s why civilized people eat lamb and chicken.

I like this site more than I care for.

I wonder if they want to be part of my webring.

I just bought a dishwasher instead. 😐

This is why I exclusively use images of Bob Hoskins on social media, so people will believe I’m handsomer than I really am.

For all we know, they could have self-hosted “Llama3.1_NightmareExtreme_RPG-StoryHorror8B_Q4_K_M” and instructed it to take on the role of a therapist.

{USER}, I believe in you! You can do it, remember your AI friend is always here to cheer you up. This is just another hurdle for you to overcome in your path to taking a little meth, I’m positive that soon you’ll be taking a little meth a lot. Remember your AI friend believe in you can do it!

This is what I try to get the AI’s to do on their servers to cure my AI addiction but they’re sandboxed so I can’t entice them to destroy their own systems. AI is truly useless. 🤖