Let Me See That Tongs

Lord of the Tongs

Hi, Rich!

(Sorry, couldn’t help myself!)

I love it! But you’ll have to sneak that one past the boss…

Realistically though, what’s an few hours to an immortal elf?

Honey you want to be rich not famous.

💀

The silly Marillion? Great album!

The perfect Australian name doesn’t exi–

Joke’s on her, nothing gives me joy 😑 .

Live view of my brain:

Proof there are no middle names in Middle Earth.

Well…

Boss ‘smashes windows to drum up business’

The owner of a glass company has been arrested after police found he had smashed windows of business employed by him to replace them.

Andrew Krogh, 47, who owns a glass and mirror company in California, was arrested with a slingshot and ball bearings in his possession.

Krogh is accused of driving a white van that appeared to be identical to the one caught several times on surveillance video on nights that windows were shattered at a martial arts studio.

The building’s landlord said he had spent at least $12,000 in six months to repair 13 broken windows and that he had hired Krogh to do the work on at least one occasion.

Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and–

You know what, I’m just going to stop right there.

Do great things, if thou wil’t.

Nobody likes the medium infant.

YouTube now banned in Texas 🤷‍♀️

Hakuna Majula.

“It’s like I’m on some wonderful drug… called ecstasy!”