make seppuku great again

former governor of Kursk, probably stole money that was supposed to go to border defenses

the fascist heart longs for Germany

NATO countries are required to spend more money, but there’s no increased production to spend the money on. We’re gonna see some wild price tags

yeah this is just imposing tribute on imperial vassals with extra steps

so fucking badass

but also lol the demons are still so terrible at this, may they continue to learn absolutely nothing

the Fell For It Again Lifetime Achievement Award from the Made You Look Foundation

time to close the strait guys ffs

their oppressive morality police

our family-minded payment processors

don’t forget Russian fecklessness, if the ceasefire is real it’s because Iran didn’t get the answer they needed in Moscow

the wedding

the bachelorette party

sure would be a shame if those oil-fueled slave economies got wiped off the face of the earth

The Americans seem equally torn between fire and brimstone and… just sitting around?

the only possible match for Amerikkkan bloodlust is Amerikkkan laziness

MFs saw back to the future and thought the libyans shooting doc brown part was real

ceasefire for thee but not for me

and if you are under the aegis of NATO, how sovereign are you, really.

monkey paw curls - 4th of July becomes an Iranian holiday too, to celebrate the day they sank all those carriers

lol and presumably he’s the one who had to work with them most closely