I should clarify: though English is my second language, it’s my best one and my default one.

I just like to think of these sovcits as crazy five-dimensional lawyers beyond my understanding.

And of course, “I shall endeavor to improve” was said with the boldiest /s I can muster.

The boldestest.

I see. So I think if I just let my eyes graze down the text without reading too much in particular, I can imagine I’m in a courtroom gallery, and someone with neither attorney nor soap is standing up rattling off nonsense, while some well-pressed district attorney is cackling in her head, at a nearby table?

And that the judge is gonna throw this poor unwashed defendant right off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

My English is not good enough to understand this. I will endeavor to improve.

I mean, kitty is perfect in all things.

Asterisk: directly on the human’s mouth.

Honestly? Cape Meares and Garibaldi. Not far from home.

Most places in my childhood and past are illegal for me to travel to in this form.

I’ve done good work to help queer and trans youth gain acceptance and defense, but my budget is one comma, sometimes not even that much, compared with the four commas of the machines running the federal government, cackling about our suffering, while they post pictures of alligators wearing hats.

Oh yeah, I think you’ve seen me wearing the bottom outfit before.

I’m just some random lady, but I do try to contribute to making the world better. It’s hard though, cause there’s so many people actively giving their all, their effort and their resources, to make it worse.

I’ve got two modes of fashion: low-key android vibes, and god-slaying protagonist vibes.

Were I ever to just dress up in average clothes, my friends would be gobsmacked.

Edit: I should prolly back these claims up.

I refuse to testify on the basis that my lungs would be chopped up into a patty.

“Ah, the 67th amendment!”

No sexual partners, no regrets. I think it’s cause I’m ace and sex repulsed.

Body count of one. Spur of the moment thing. Couldn’t have him walking around spouting testimony.

All the pieces were here, and now they’re assembled.

This will only keep happening. :(

What a time to casually see the surface of another world.

I like it when women…

stares off dreamily into the distance

Nope.

I’m an idiot and got him confused with MITM0, I’m sorry.

Goddammit, I got you confused with MITM0. My apologies.

You’re the one who posted the fake fitgirl repack screenshot, instead of doing honest advertising (which, admittedly, you’re doing now, so good on you, I suppose).

But don’t go pulling my personal info from other communities about sensitive people. :/

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