I don’t know if you do https://youtu.be/zGF_UpJTkns
tekeous
I’m a network engineer who enjoys memes.
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tekeous@beehaw.orgto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. (Miniature queens and or femboys are cool too) Anyone interested? Rule.English4·19 days agoI actually don’t know what I’m into more, a short queen who I could just put in my pocket, or a tall Amazon gf to help me reach the top shelf
Gorillas can’t melt steel beams
Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help
tekeous@beehaw.orgto Memes@sopuli.xyz•Woof is dog for "You may test that assumption at your convenience"11·25 days agoThose coyotes didn’t expect to meet the Good Boi of DeKalb, Woofer of Woe, the Hound Who Watches the Herd. Legends says no coyote can kill him and he can lift three sheep in his mouth
tekeous@beehaw.orgto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•Does anyone else use their steam deck as a PC? How's it?31·26 days agoOLED burn in isn’t an issue because you can replace the screen inexpensively if it does burn, and I’ve never heard of burn in on an OLED SD. Can keep the screen off anyway because it’s too small to be of use on a desk.
Burn in is a problem on stuff like OLED tvs because your options are to warranty or chuck the tv and get a new one if it burns. Steam deck is repairable.
LinusTechTips wants to know your location
tekeous@beehaw.orgto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•Does anyone else use their steam deck as a PC? How's it?20·26 days agoI recommended my little brother get a steam deck and dock because it was within his budget, a gaming PC was not. He’s had an absolute blast and been able to play every game he’s wanted to. Mouse and keyboard and display work fine.
Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is goated
tekeous@beehaw.orgto Memes@sopuli.xyz•The inner fire of my hatred COULD melt steam beams3·1 month agoThis is delightfully evil
Dude is a GTA V side character for real
One day he was locked out of the house and forgot his keys and in his frustration kicked the door but not so hard as to cause damage, and inexplicably the lock bumped open
what kind of hood rat nickname is key bump jones
I was one ikea shark away from a double femboy, but luckily I’m just furry adjacent
Pfft, screw that
When I theme MY system and say I want Dracula on every app I want Dracula on every app I don’t give a fuck what the developer thinks