Ngl, it’s actually pretty handy.

I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!

It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

QuWu!

If Biden made it through four years, I have little doubt Trump will do so as well.

I have and I’ve determined it was.

I had that same one!

Literally no one knows.

All you Krauts better watch your backs!

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And who could forget Yoko Ono’s timeless performance with Chuck Berry‽

I’ve never seen one with a clip.

I’ve always called it boofing.

I enjoy a good plant tour. Manufacturing can be very interesting!

I switch to house shoes or sandals at home.

San Andreas when you have to chase the train on a dirt bike.

Feels like D most nights.

Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.