I wish I could make absurdly false evil things up and confidently believe them
let me try
“You know what’s ironic? Indians trying to claim that they’re Native Americans when it was Columbus that brought them there in the first place!”
…nope, didn’t work. I am woefully restricted by truth
“don’t spend years fighting Iran, simply change the regime” 
Tom Bombadil’s immortal science
“China has a huge problem coming with their aging population!”
“you were saying?”
DEATH TO ISRAEL MORE THAN EVER
While this seems like a big deal, and it is, it’s not like it’s over. Sheev still has an iron grip on the galaxy, he’s got that second Death Star cooking (which will be INDESTRUCTIBLE, thank you to the rebellion for beta testing) and Lord Vader has a good lead on young Skywalker. Yep, things are still on the up and up for old Palpatine. 
how ugly can a tie get, really? this is sounding close to cognitohazardous
I am not indifferent to Joe Biden’s suffering. Losing his son, losing the election, losing the trust of the American people, losing his mind and soon losing his life to prostate cancer; this would be devastating for most people.
But devastating is not enough.
Joe Biden should suffer MORE. Please pile it on further.
“NO SEATBELTS! We Die Like Men” bumper sticker type behaviour
have a corpse on us :kelly:
AI video is going to be admissible as real evidence within five years as reality is abandoned and ruled fake
step one: the new GTA has a woman protagonist
step two:
the yes true Scotsman fallacy
“I’m not Scottish” “YEAH YOU ARE”
INTENSIFY IT
MAKE REALITY THE FAKE ONE
that website is embedding itself and asking for cookies, what the hell?
WW1 was fought over who should win WW1 and America did it
Make World War 1 Great Again 
[turns up music volume until I can’t hear anything anymore]