Yeah sorry to be the one to break it to you. The shutdown of the AMOC is not only the collapse of the ocean ecosystem and an upset of global temperature it’s also going to make the shore line give off toxic fumes that smell like rotten eggs.

Good point, of course once the plankton collapses and archea start to take over they’ll have to deal with all the sulfur dioxide

I can’t wait for sloth month

Same, there are few things more stressful to me than when my daughter doesn’t eat. Learning to be okay with a sorry dinner is a process I’m still going through

Comparing car crashes and homicides in this way is a dishonest appeal to emotion. Click bait. Substitute homicides for shark attacks and you’ll see how dumb this article is.

Oh really, guess I’ll go back to cigarettes then.

Bro if your city has more homicides than car crashes you have bigger problems than traffic.

Damn

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.

Except in 2016, 2020, and 2024

No idea why you’re getting downvoted. Did all the lemmings forget how to experience joy? If you like the art, it’s good art. That’s the whole point.

Sure, but if I enjoyed eating the food it was good food.

We’re not incapable, it’s just been thoroughly trained out of us. My dog doesn’t bite but he still has teeth.

I just searched “cheap old laptop” on Amazon. Probably got lucky tho

I just bought one of these for $35 dollars and put Linux mint on it

It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

Im 169 days into quitting and I’m ready to start up again

Username checks out

Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

First step, give the banana a mouth