every time i learn something new about you it’s so on-brand

man THAT’S why that happens!

i love sky burials! but yeah, short of dying IN tibet it’s hard to swing.

after a little searching i found out there aren’t any human body farms in the uk either, but y’all do have a fascinating history of open air pyres. apparently they’re tentatively legal!

what do you think happens when we die?

it must taste amazing if they have to boobytrap it

i just keep the one repaired tho

meanwhile i wish there was a slider that made the characters MORE chatty, the dynamic interactions are really charming to me! but i also specifically love how cliché they’re written, so can see how it’s not for everybody haha

JUST for hot deposit, yeh. the rest of the inventory/hotbar management always makes me wish i was playing something else.

the hotbar not being inventory space is fine, but tools disappearing because they’re in your hand is absurd. they really just added a “looking for the tv remote that i’m already holding” mechanic. the pinning system with filters is handy for food, but feels clunky outside that one usecase.

like they went with a realistic “the forest” style building system, and then the inventory management is the most videogamey shit in the world.

also the scroll wheel swapping hotbars by default is straight up whacky, i’ve heard the whole thing makes more sense on controller lmao

I worked prep at a buffet, and there was a salad that we made in bulk that used exactly one full gallon of mayo. i got really good at scooping it all out with a spatula in one fluid spiral.

just one of many otherwise completely useless skills i developed in foodservice lmao

mushroom zero

that squirrel will never own a home

sorry, new love of moths?

god i love our legal system

the hammer is my penis

i’m still not sure you’ve read that page

huge laugh from the audience

turns out if you skew definitions enough, anything can be the truth!

wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

🤞

god zip drives were so cool